All fiction on this page features those Men from U.N.C.L.E., Illya and Napoleon. Most stories will feature them as involved in a romantic/sexual relationship, otherwise known as "slash", and considered as adult fiction. If you, gentle reader, are offended by homoerotica or are not a legal adult, leaving now would be a wise choice.

50 Ways to Please Your Lover
by Irene Heron
Filk, 260 words, 3 kb. With sincere apologies to Paul Simon for pirating his delightful song, "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" for my nefarious fannish purposes.
Written June 2006, for the fiftieth challenge in the muncle commmunity on Live Journal. Posted January 2008.

Clarity
by Irene Heron
Vignette, 550 words, 5 kb. Some things are inevitable.
Written November 2007, for the 20 Established Relationships commmunity on Live Journal. My prompt was "love". Posted January 2008.

Keeping Faith
by Irene Heron
Vignette, 900 words, 7 kb. An old friend considers how the years have changed Illya.
Written August 2003, for a muncle photo challenge on Live Journal. Posted October 2003.

The Simple Truth
by Irene Heron
Drabble, 100 words, 2 kb. It really is the simple truth.
Written August 2006, for the muncle drabble challenge on Live Journal. The prompt words were finger, breath, fail and ring. Posted January 2008.

Survivors
by Irene Heron
Vignette, 1,150 words, 9 kb. Some birthdays are more important than others.
Written July 2005, as a birthday present for a friend. Posted July 2005.

Things Are What They Are
by Irene Heron
Short Story, 5,300 words, 33 kb. Very explicit. Post-mission trauma.
Written December 2006, for the muncle Down the Chimney holiday story exchange on Live Journal. Posted January 2008.

Without Rules
by Irene Heron
Short story, 3,300 words, 21 kb. Very explicit. Illya and Napoleon release some post-mission tension.
Written December 2005, for the muncle Down the Chimney holiday story exchange on Live Journal. Posted January 2008.